{"id":1025,"date":"2017-11-27T10:34:13","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T13:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2017-11-27T10:34:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T13:34:13","slug":"garras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2017\/11\/garras.html","title":{"rendered":"garras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu cortando a unha do Otto:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: \u201cMam\u00e3e, sabe por que eu prefiro a unha comprida?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">(N\u00e3o quero saber, n\u00e3o quero saber&#8230;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: \u201cn\u00e3o!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: \u201c\u00c9 mais f\u00e1cil pra limpar o nariz, sabia?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">(&#8230;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: \u201cConcordo, mas&#8230; d\u00e1 a m\u00e3o a\u00ed.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Ah, a maternidade.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu cortando a unha do Otto: \u00a0 O: \u201cMam\u00e3e, sabe por que eu prefiro a unha comprida?\u201d \u00a0 (N\u00e3o quero saber, n\u00e3o quero saber&#8230;) \u00a0 Eu: \u201cn\u00e3o!\u201d \u00a0 O: \u201c\u00c9 mais f\u00e1cil pra limpar o nariz, sabia?\u201d \u00a0 (&#8230;) \u00a0 Eu: \u201cConcordo, mas&#8230; d\u00e1 a m\u00e3o a\u00ed.\u201d \u00a0 Ah, a maternidade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}