{"id":1068,"date":"2018-01-16T08:03:11","date_gmt":"2018-01-16T11:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2018-01-16T08:03:11","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T11:03:11","slug":"nervosinho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2018\/01\/nervosinho.html","title":{"rendered":"nervosinho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu discutindo com Otto sobre a hora de jantar, ele irritado porque tinha que parar de fazer o que estava fazendo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: \u201cOtto, t\u00e1 nervoso s\u00f3 porque precisa parar agora?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: \u201cTou, n\u00e9. Eu fico nervoso sempre que voc\u00eas n\u00e3o me deixam fazer o que eu quero!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: \u201cihhhhh meu, sua vida vai ser sofrida hein?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">(Escuto o Fernando gargalhando l\u00e1 do quarto)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: \u201cMas mam\u00e3e \u2014 \u00e9 normal as crian\u00e7as ficarem nervosas quando os adultos n\u00e3o deixam elas fazerem o que elas querem, viu?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: (hahahahhahahaha) \u201cOK ent\u00e3o, a gente espera passar!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu discutindo com Otto sobre a hora de jantar, ele irritado porque tinha que parar de fazer o que estava fazendo: \u00a0 Eu: \u201cOtto, t\u00e1 nervoso s\u00f3 porque precisa parar agora?\u201d \u00a0 O: \u201cTou, n\u00e9. Eu fico nervoso sempre que voc\u00eas n\u00e3o me deixam fazer o que eu quero!\u201d \u00a0 Eu: \u201cihhhhh meu, sua vida [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}