{"id":1148,"date":"2018-06-26T12:25:11","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T15:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2018-06-26T12:25:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-26T15:25:11","slug":"cnv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2018\/06\/cnv.html","title":{"rendered":"CNV"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"fk764-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"fk764-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"fk764-0-0\">a gente conta, e tem quem ache que exagero ou coloco palavras na boca do menino. juroporzeus que n\u00e3o altero NADA e nem invento, pessoal.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"fankv-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"fankv-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"fankv-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"358a6-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"358a6-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"358a6-0-0\">esse relato \u00e9 da v\u00f3 <\/span><span class=\"_247o\" spellcheck=\"false\" data-offset-key=\"358a6-1-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"358a6-1-0\">Vera<\/span><\/span><span data-offset-key=\"358a6-2-0\">, chegando com ele da escola semana passada.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"31n5u-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"31n5u-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"31n5u-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"dar0s-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"dar0s-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"dar0s-0-0\">ela est\u00e1 tendo dificuldade na entrada do condom\u00ednio, e \u00e9 uma pessoa&#8230; impaciente, digamos \ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"12cmg-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"12cmg-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"12cmg-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"d2eo6-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"d2eo6-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"d2eo6-0-0\">depois de v\u00e1rios minutos tentando entrar pela portaria sem sucesso, com o Otto dentro do carro, ela perde a linha:<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"2l4n1-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"2l4n1-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"2l4n1-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"ritm-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"ritm-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"ritm-0-0\">v\u00f3: &#8220;PUTAQUEOPARIU, &amp;%$#*(! Eu vou falar com o Renato!\u201d [\u00e9 o chefe da seguran\u00e7a]<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"aod4k-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"aod4k-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"aod4k-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"al85d-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"al85d-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"al85d-0-0\">O: \u201colha, v\u00f3, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o precisava ser assim t\u00e3o agressiva. mas acho que voc\u00ea tem que falar com o Renato sim!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"fkf14-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"fkf14-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"fkf14-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"caj5k\" data-offset-key=\"8sarh-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"8sarh-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"8sarh-0-0\">HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a gente conta, e tem quem ache que exagero ou coloco palavras na boca do menino. juroporzeus que n\u00e3o altero NADA e nem invento, pessoal. \u00a0 esse relato \u00e9 da v\u00f3 Vera, chegando com ele da escola semana passada. \u00a0 ela est\u00e1 tendo dificuldade na entrada do condom\u00ednio, e \u00e9 uma pessoa&#8230; impaciente, digamos \ud83d\ude00 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}