{"id":1164,"date":"2018-07-27T08:37:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T11:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2018-07-27T08:37:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T11:37:21","slug":"cascao-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2018\/07\/cascao-2.html","title":{"rendered":"casc\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Otto no banho, sozinho (j\u00e1 h\u00e1 um tempo deixamos ele tomar banho por conta pr\u00f3pria, PERO NO MUCHO):<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">(10min)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Eu: \u201cOtto, voc\u00ea lavou o cabelo?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">O: \u201cahn&#8230; n\u00e3o.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Eu: \u201cOtto&#8230; voc\u00ea lavou ALGUMA COISA?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">O: \u201cahn&#8230; n\u00e3o. Eu s\u00f3 brinquei mesmo.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">(Ou\u00e7o Fernando gargalhando ao fundo, espero que seja um meme na internet)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Eu: \u201cOtto pelamordedad\u00e1 SE LAVA!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Todo<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Santo<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Dia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Como voc\u00eas sobreviveram aos seus filhos, minha gente? Deixa sujo? Deixa sem comer, sem estudar, feito Mogli?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; font-stretch: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif;\">Tou avaliando isso a\u00ed, hein?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otto no banho, sozinho (j\u00e1 h\u00e1 um tempo deixamos ele tomar banho por conta pr\u00f3pria, PERO NO MUCHO): \u00a0 (10min) \u00a0 Eu: \u201cOtto, voc\u00ea lavou o cabelo?\u201d \u00a0 O: \u201cahn&#8230; n\u00e3o.\u201d \u00a0 Eu: \u201cOtto&#8230; voc\u00ea lavou ALGUMA COISA?\u201d \u00a0 O: \u201cahn&#8230; n\u00e3o. Eu s\u00f3 brinquei mesmo.\u201d \u00a0 (Ou\u00e7o Fernando gargalhando ao fundo, espero que seja [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}