{"id":1492,"date":"2023-11-22T21:42:50","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T00:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2023-11-22T21:42:50","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T00:42:50","slug":"ho-ho-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2023\/11\/ho-ho-ho.html","title":{"rendered":"Ho-ho-ho"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/img_6838-1-300x300.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-1491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/img_6838-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/img_6838-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/img_6838-1.jpg 416w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00f3s 3 assistindo um cook show (Otto ama &#x1f602;) e o apresentador faz um p\u00e9ssimo trocadilho de Natal mencionando \u201cdough-ho-ho\u201d (dough = massa de p\u00e3o ou cookie, bolo, etc. E ho-ho-ho voc\u00eas sabem n\u00e9 &#x1f602;).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otto, inconformado (ele \u00e9 o rei do trocadilho), comenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThis joke is HO-HO-HOrrible!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Estamos rindo h\u00e1 2 horas &#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00f3s 3 assistindo um cook show (Otto ama &#x1f602;) e o apresentador faz um p\u00e9ssimo trocadilho de Natal mencionando \u201cdough-ho-ho\u201d (dough = massa de p\u00e3o ou cookie, bolo, etc. E ho-ho-ho voc\u00eas sabem n\u00e9 &#x1f602;). Otto, inconformado (ele \u00e9 o rei do trocadilho), comenta: \u201cThis joke is HO-HO-HOrrible!\u201d Estamos rindo h\u00e1 2 horas &#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}