{"id":1509,"date":"2024-01-29T23:18:57","date_gmt":"2024-01-30T02:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2024-01-29T23:20:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T02:20:55","slug":"cringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2024\/01\/cringe.html","title":{"rendered":"CRINGE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"545\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1-545x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1-545x1024.jpg 545w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1-160x300.jpg 160w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1-768x1442.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1-818x1536.jpg 818w, https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_7454-1.jpg 1019w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O: \u2014 \u201cMom, do you know what Adidas is?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu: \u2014 \u201csim, a marca esportiva. Tenho t\u00eanis inclusive!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O: \u2014 \u201cGoogle \u2018Spider-Man 2 miles morales evolved suit\u2019 and tell me what you think\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu: (Googlei, achei) \u2014 \u201camei! Achei lindo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O: \u2014 \u201cOMG MOM, CRIIIIIINGE!!! Everybody hates it! It\u2019s horrible!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu: &#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f;&#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f;&#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f; (Mamain \u00e9 CRINGE, amei)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Uns minutos depois, j\u00e1 achei que tinha acabado o assunto)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O: \u2014 \u201cif they make another spiderman game, I hope they bring this suit back and we can SHRED IT TO PIECES!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#x1f602;&#x1f602;&#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O: \u2014 \u201cMom, do you know what Adidas is?\u201d Eu: \u2014 \u201csim, a marca esportiva. Tenho t\u00eanis inclusive!\u201d O: \u2014 \u201cGoogle \u2018Spider-Man 2 miles morales evolved suit\u2019 and tell me what you think\u201d Eu: (Googlei, achei) \u2014 \u201camei! Achei lindo!\u201d O: \u2014 \u201cOMG MOM, CRIIIIIINGE!!! Everybody hates it! It\u2019s horrible!\u201d Eu: &#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f;&#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f;&#x1f602;&#x2764;&#xfe0f; (Mamain \u00e9 CRINGE, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}