{"id":775,"date":"2017-07-03T09:30:39","date_gmt":"2017-07-03T12:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=775"},"modified":"2017-07-03T09:30:48","modified_gmt":"2017-07-03T12:30:48","slug":"775","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2017\/07\/775.html","title":{"rendered":"carcamano"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Otto injuriado de um tanto que fala gesticulando muito, bem italian\u00e3o, sobre n\u00e3o poder mais ver TV hoje (viu 2 filmes na sequ\u00eancia, j\u00e1 conto a respeito):<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: &#8220;mas voc\u00eas T\u00caM que fazer tudo que eu quero!&#8221; [pedimos pizza pro jantar, e ele queria comer assistindo TV]<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Fernando + eu: (hahahahha) &#8220;N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o temos. A gente tenta, mas nem sempre d\u00e1.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: &#8220;mas voc\u00eas n\u00e3o t\u00eam outra op\u00e7\u00e3o! \u00c9 a \u00fanica maneira!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">(Pense num carcamano-mirim meio falando meio amea\u00e7ando)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">HAHHAHAHHAHAHA&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">N\u00e3o, kiddo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Comeu 2 peda\u00e7os de pizza.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otto injuriado de um tanto que fala gesticulando muito, bem italian\u00e3o, sobre n\u00e3o poder mais ver TV hoje (viu 2 filmes na sequ\u00eancia, j\u00e1 conto a respeito): \u00a0 O: &#8220;mas voc\u00eas T\u00caM que fazer tudo que eu quero!&#8221; [pedimos pizza pro jantar, e ele queria comer assistindo TV] \u00a0 Fernando + eu: (hahahahha) &#8220;N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}