{"id":899,"date":"2017-09-04T09:57:39","date_gmt":"2017-09-04T12:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/?p=899"},"modified":"2017-09-04T09:57:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-04T12:57:39","slug":"grossa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/2017\/09\/grossa.html","title":{"rendered":"grossa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Eu: &#8220;OTTO \u00c9 A TERCEIRA VEZ QUE EU PE\u00c7O PRA VOC\u00ca COLOCAR O PIJAMA!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">O: &#8220;Nossa, por que voc\u00ea precisa ser t\u00e3o grossa?!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">Rimos muito, ele foi dormir de couro quente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt; min-height: 13.8px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">(Mentira, s\u00f3 rimos muito, mas n\u00e3o podia perder a piada)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu: &#8220;OTTO \u00c9 A TERCEIRA VEZ QUE EU PE\u00c7O PRA VOC\u00ca COLOCAR O PIJAMA!&#8221; \u00a0 O: &#8220;Nossa, por que voc\u00ea precisa ser t\u00e3o grossa?!&#8221; \u00a0 HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! \u00a0 Rimos muito, ele foi dormir de couro quente. \u00a0 (Mentira, s\u00f3 rimos muito, mas n\u00e3o podia perder a piada)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zel.com.br\/fabricando\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}